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Post by milo on Feb 27, 2008 19:04:50 GMT -5
To me it's the whole package. If it's wrong to admire slightly overweight man wearing tight leather pants,fingerless gloves,a fucking chainmail and gay mustache, then I don't want to be right!!
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Post by SteamingPipe on Mar 13, 2008 15:55:46 GMT -5
WRONG!
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Post by Sledge on Mar 14, 2008 13:07:41 GMT -5
As a Queen fan , I love that the best movie villain ever looks like Freddie Mercury's slighty butcher brother. Although I did see Commando before I heard Queen, so is it possible I like Queen because they're fronted by Bennett's camper brother?
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Post by SteamingPipe on Mar 14, 2008 13:16:53 GMT -5
the fingerless gloves say "bad guy".
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on Mar 14, 2008 14:02:36 GMT -5
It has to be the chainmail, doesn't it? It's the icing on the cake. On the Bennett cake. This was my birthday cake last year ive only just found a picture of it which was saved on my dad's pc, my sister got the pic done at a place called eatyourphoto.com, it reads, Happy Birthday Ben So Glad You Could Make It. That is fucking hilarious
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Post by abortiondinner on Apr 17, 2008 12:13:33 GMT -5
How many people have you ever seen wear their dog tags on a choke chain. That's a statement that defines his character.
"Yes, I love to have fun, but in my own sadistic manner, pissant!"
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Post by johnrambo on Apr 18, 2008 17:46:25 GMT -5
chainmail vest is too powerful, especially when he wears it out in public with a trench coat. he's suppose to be under the radar yet he's fucking wearing chainmail on the street. then again it was the 80s so i doubt too many people noticed...
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Post by Kimble on Apr 19, 2008 14:18:32 GMT -5
chainmail vest is too powerful, especially when he wears it out in public with a trench coat. he's suppose to be under the radar yet he's fucking wearing chainmail on the street. then again it was the 80s so i doubt too many people noticed... I always thought that was pretty hilarious. I bet he had it on under his fisherman's attire as well. He was wearing his chain necklace & problem was "clanking" every time he took a step.
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Post by abortiondinner on Apr 20, 2008 17:12:36 GMT -5
In the 1980s, fisherman were required to wear chainmail vests by law to protect them from sharks. We've since updated to the personal flotation device.
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Post by vetealdemonio on May 27, 2008 16:48:45 GMT -5
wajajajajjaajkakjkja that cake is awesome. chainmail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by doo doo on Jun 9, 2008 12:08:06 GMT -5
sure, the vest is the first thing we notice and it is a tough call. but to me the vest would not be as good without the leather pants, the mean old Bennett boots, the choker, (God he sounds really gay) the tat, the 'stache and so on. if you will, the entire ensemble.
yes it's the vest got me hooked but it's the gloves that keep the love.
I love his "Twinke Fingers" during the knife fight. some people have Twinkle Toes... he's got Twink Fingers.
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Post by Chainmail Vest on Jun 9, 2008 14:51:31 GMT -5
Bennett is far greater than the sum of his parts. Each piece is great, but when they are blended together they become so much more, each element as important as the last.
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Post by milo on Jun 12, 2008 17:58:38 GMT -5
Bennett is far greater than the sum of his parts. Each piece is great, but when they are blended together they become so much more, each element as important as the last. You're right. When Bennett wears his normal clothes,he's just slightly overweight gay sailor.When he suits up,he becomes THE Bennett we all know and love: Hom(o)icidal fisherman,who wears chainmail and lusts for some East German meat.
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Post by Kimble on Jun 12, 2008 18:17:31 GMT -5
Bennett is like Voltron or the MegaZord from Power Rangers. Each piece attire, facial hair, and weaponry combines to make the greatest(and gayest) villain ever. I want to see a giant Bennett trashing Angel Grove.
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Post by milo on Jun 12, 2008 19:28:47 GMT -5
Bennett is like Voltron or the MegaZord from Power Rangers. Each piece attire, facial hair, and weaponry combines to make the greatest(and gayest) villain ever. I want to see a giant Bennett trashing Angel Grove. Here's something like it.Bennett attacks and the Rangers retreat: Can someone stop Bennett?
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