Bennett Vests online

[SteamingPipe]

I know it is a little early for Halloween, but incase you are in the mood to prance around a courtyard and smirk at pissants....

I found a site where you can buy Bennett string vests for $25+SH
50 in stock!

onlinemilitaria.net/shopexd.asp?id=1200&bc=no

now you just need the leather pants, dog tags, and
Benne-tache,

Let's Party!

[Tattoos]

I better start growing my bennett-stache.

[Deleted]

Time for me to quit shaving.....

Love that signature, Tats!

[abortiondinner]

I am going to stock up on these should they ever run out.

[Kimble]

Has anyone purchased a Bennett vest yet?

[Dutch]

I bought one from Ebay before, when i got it it was white (not Grey) even though the picture made it out to be grey just like above, it also smelled very musty so i binned it.

Be carefull before buying any vests online, most of them are ex army issues and are in poor condition.

[SteamingPipe]

Price slashed to 15 +10 S&H

onlinemilitaria.net/shopexd.asp?id=1200&bc=no

get your on

[thepipe]

Halloween is fast approaching! So far I have acquired:



Even more studs than the stud Bennett has!



Going to add some silver fabric paint!



Plastic! Amazing.



Now this is the first hitch, what to get on the dog tag? "Let Off Some Steam, Bennett!" is obvious but what about a classic Bennett line?

The main problem is what photo to get on it. Something from the press shots on the main site to illustrate who I am to the mere mortals unaware of Bennett's awesomeness.

I can't really manage a moustache worthy of the carpet under Bennett's nose though, a 70s style one seems most likely.

My hair is probably too long, but that's a misnomer.

Black jeans will be worn, unless I can magic some leather trousers off someone.

Black boots also need to be borrowed.

Not too bothered about the gun (i.e spending £15 on a plastic Colt) as long as I have one, again borrowed.

Am I missing anything?

EDIT: Obviously the pipe! Going to head to my local hardware store and probably just get some grey insulating tube.

[Will Da Beeste]

That outfit will rock. Unless you are as generously large boned as Bennett, get some padding for your hips to give you the signature wiggle.

[thepipe]

I have the arse of Beyonce on the frame of Edward Norton.

The best, or at least most accurate moustache, is this on eBay:



The rest go too far into Mexican or handlebar territory.

[Dutch]

That will look awesome, you will need to post a pic when its finished

[thepipe]

The knife and vests arrived today.

The knife is fucking amazing. I'm really worried about taking it out to a party where I and other folk are wasted though, it's well dangerous.

What Would Matrix Do?

The vests are huge, I'm sending one back whether I get a refund or not. It's supposed to be medium but hits my knees.

I'll paint up the white one and cut the bottom off it. With my knife.


Dog tag image and quote probably needs to be sorted tmrw as it'll take a week to get sent.
Going to go with probably this press image for decent quality:



Or



And the quotes, 15 characters a line on 3 lines:

The only thing
between Matrix
and you, is me.

If Matrix
was here,
he'd laugh too.

Matrix and I
can kill every
one of them

Put the knife
away and shut
your mouth.

Sadly this is too long for 15 characters a line to work, I think.]

I'm going to
shoot you between
the balls!

When I found
out I'd get my
hands on you,
I said I'd do it
for nothing!

Or the left panel...

...and something like:

I have an edge;
I have
his daughter.

[abortiondinner]

I am tempted to send you a Micro Uzi.

[Will Da Beeste]

Nice attention to detail!
I would go with "I don't have to try."
Ladies can't resist a confident man.

[thepipe]

Oct 22, 2008 13:00:38 GMT -5 abortiondinner said:

I am tempted to send you a Micro Uzi.

The best I can find on eBay are the PS2 Light Gun efforts, and then it gets into BB Gun territory:

www.solware.co.uk/bb-guns/uzi-machine-gun.shtml

Whilst these look awesome I'm never going to use them apart from Bennetting it up. They also don't take PayPal and I've no Visa at the minute.