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Post by SteamingPipe on Nov 5, 2008 21:35:48 GMT -5
People who can't keep themselves from ramming your car from behind. and lol cats
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Post by Cohaagen on Nov 5, 2008 23:06:05 GMT -5
Poker players and "poker nights".
Sheep-like wankers who wazz away their precious leisure imitating vogueish passtimes from American movies and TV shows. I just picture a bunch of silly British tossers sitting about a little wobbly round table chewing wet cigars in an affected manner and trying to work out the rules. The fact that some people waste their money gambling as part of this ridiculous pose is even worse. What the fuck is wrong with shove ha'penny, or minesweeping?
I've come up with my own game to replicate the thrill of gambling for those who can't be bothered to roll off the sofa to buy a scratchcard or deck of cards. Simply get change of a £20 note in 50Ps at the bank or post office. Then, put on a big baggy jumper, throw a handful of change in the air, and try to catch as many coins as possible in the sweater. Repeat for added excitement.
Warning: may induce gambling addiction in weak-minded people.
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Post by Will Da Beeste on Nov 10, 2008 17:00:59 GMT -5
Priceless, man!
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