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Post by Will Da Beeste on Apr 12, 2008 18:18:45 GMT -5
They say there is a credit crunch Things going from bad to worse, I drink a very boozy lunch, Downpayment on a hearse.
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on Apr 13, 2008 5:54:28 GMT -5
Here's some poetic rap that one of my mates made up a few years ago...he told me it again on Friday night while boozing, I hope I can remember it correctly...
"I woke up in the morning, I turned off my heater, It's warm outside, I think I'll wear my 'beater, Walkin' down the street, and I see a man, He's pulling all the birds, Fuck! It's Van Damme!, He takes me to the Kumite, then we go doon the toon, and later on that night I let him toot ma broon."
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Post by doo doo on Apr 14, 2008 2:16:18 GMT -5
nice. Van Damme would so be tootin' on that broon, man. I got this one when I was about to fall asleep the other night. I had to repeat it to myself and hope I would remember. I'm done wit em cause I done split em so you can come get em an haves fun wit em a good woman inspires a good man.
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Post by MacReady on Apr 23, 2008 5:55:37 GMT -5
Now something happier? It use to stand proud and tall Many battles it fought and won So soft and lifeless useless junk Viagra or Penis pump,can they help me now? And no, it's not about me Too bad because that`s the impression you gave.
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Post by milo on Apr 23, 2008 12:08:17 GMT -5
Now something happier? It use to stand proud and tall Many battles it fought and won So soft and lifeless useless junk Viagra or Penis pump,can they help me now? And no, it's not about me Too bad because that`s the impression you gave. I was thinking about soft cocks uh... I was thinking about the things that COULD happen to us all males and inspiration hit me. That's the story about my poem.
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on Apr 23, 2008 16:36:16 GMT -5
I was thinking about the things that COULD happen to us all males and inspiration hit me. Happened to me once when I was completely bladdered after drinking the lion's share of a bottle of whisky. The old "whisky dick" syndrome stopped me shagging this girl I'd brought back to my flat from a party. It was quite embarrasing to be honest. To be fair though, she was bit of a hog - the image of her squeezing her rather portly physique into one of my (largest) shirts is permanently etched into my mind. I suppose it would have been bad if she was hot, but I can forgive myself for failing to nail a fat girl, I guess p.s. CJM encourages you to drink responsibly ;D
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Post by milo on Apr 24, 2008 10:06:38 GMT -5
Lovely story,colonel. It actually gave me inspiration:
Drinking whisky to make me ready for shagging my mind must be numb because that bitch just keeps nagging
she fills my largest shirt to the fullest, goddamn she's huge i drink more whiskey, oh shit she's starting to look decent!
My heart says'' time to fuck'' but my cock says ''hell no,i wouldn't fuck that even with Bennett's cock''
She looks at me and again she's nagging. i thinking to myself, that I quite wanted to go hogging
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Post by doo doo on Apr 24, 2008 11:22:24 GMT -5
let me try my hand at this topic. this goes out to all the fat, busted bitches out there. you's a stupid cunt so I gotta sip the Crown poppin' handfuls of Xanax just to go down cause I frown on your cunt that ain't what I want I'd rather go with Dick Chenney on a quail hunt you fat bitch, do you know you disgust me? and I seen some sick shit so bitch, trust me what less would you expect from the doodoo I fuck bitches but they look better than you do yeah bitch, they call me doodoo cause I am the shit. by the by, for those that don't live in America (you should thank yourself everyday, I mean we {America} used to be good) Crown is just Crown Royal. for those that don't know, this is Xanax. from my personal collection. I know they made this shit illegal in the UK... why? because it's damn good.
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Post by milo on Apr 24, 2008 12:30:21 GMT -5
let me try my hand at this topic. this goes out to all the fat, busted bitches out there. you's a stupid cunt so I gotta sip the Crown poppin' handfuls of Xanax just to go down cause I frown on your cunt that ain't what I want I'd rather go with Dick Chenney on a quail hunt you fat bitch, do you know you disgust me? and I seen some sick shit so bitch, trust me what less would you expect from the doodoo I fuck bitches but they look better than you do yeah bitch, they call me doodoo cause I am the shit. That's some good shit!
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Post by MacReady on Apr 24, 2008 14:11:54 GMT -5
Nicely done, I liked the Dick Chenny bit.
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Post by doo doo on Apr 26, 2008 20:21:14 GMT -5
thank you, thank you. they call me doodoobrova cause I'm down right filthy an if you gots a dirty girl she better off with me at least for tonight cause doodoo do it right knock that pussy from behind ain't seen her face all night, right?
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Post by Kimble on Apr 26, 2008 20:29:53 GMT -5
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Post by MacReady on Apr 27, 2008 11:00:26 GMT -5
On a random note that Xanax look`s like a good time.
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Post by milo on Jun 16, 2008 16:53:53 GMT -5
''He snaps your limbs with ease He kicks your balls and eats your cheese He fucks your woman and drinks your beers He once was lean,but now he has the belly of the beast Who the fuck is he?'' He is... The Mojo Priest
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