Motel scene

[justbodies]

This is by far the funniest scene in the entire movie.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG5-TyxP65o

Everything about it is hilarious. Cooke walking in and smiling, right before Matrix blind-sides him. The two of them dancing around the room while they fight for the gun. Matrix's "Hey-yeh" as he flips Cooke onto his back. Cooke's brutal neck snaps when Matrix is kicking him. And my favorite, the sound Cooke makes when he lands on the coffee table. You hear a loud squish sound and then "Uggghhh". Everytime it gets me.

[Kimble]

It's a very memorable scene & fight. It's almost up there with the epic Matrix vs. Bennett fight in the boiler room.

[weylandyutani]

I like how Cooke only fires off five shots out of his .357 magnum. Unless I missed one, he should have had a single round left to kill Matrix.

[theprice]

Such "macho bullshit".
You forgot about one of the best lines.
"You scared, motherfucker?"

[weylandyutani]

True. That is a classic line. In fact I found it seems to be the most memorable quote among folks who are uncertain whether they've seen the film before. Just give them the "scared motherfucker" test.

[justbodies]

Jul 14, 2008 14:22:40 GMT -5 weylandyutani said:

I like how Cooke only fires off five shots out of his .357 magnum. Unless I missed one, he should have had a single round left to kill Matrix.

He does fire 6. I used to think it was just 5 too, but if you watch it he fires 3 in the beginning when they are fighting, 1 when Matrix somersaults over the bed, 1 when he flys through the door, and then 1 into the mirror.

The one when he busts through the door is kind of hard to hear, but that is probably the 6th shot you are not hearing.

[weylandyutani]

You're right. Good call. I had to turn the volume way up to catch it.

[xrockstrongox]

my friend kevin and i greet each other with "where's sully?" regularly.

also...
anytime someone refers to "green berets" around me i am quick to let them know that i eat them for breakfast.

xrsx

[milo]

Truly a classic scene. There's everything I like in action movies:

A lot of macho bullshit
Hilarious dialogue
Big ass titties
Green berets
One gigantic motherfucker
Guys who eats too much red meat
Lovely bloody death

Classic scene from an classic movie

[killulast]

When I first saw commando I said thats the best movie of all time and there will be 2 more sequels.

[thisismyweakarm]

When they bust into the next room, why is the guy on all fours under the sheets with the woman kneeling behind him? What kind of kinky motel is this place?

[milo]

Aug 1, 2008 12:32:17 GMT -5 thisismyweakarm said:

When they bust into the next room, why is the guy on all fours under the sheets with the woman kneeling behind him? What kind of kinky motel is this place?

We all got our strange things we like. His thing seems to involve a sleazy hotel,one large breasted lady and well oiled dildo

Take away the large breasted lady, and it sounds like something,that Bennett would get off on

[justbodies]

If you notice too their is a video recorder set up in the room.

Imagine that porno they were making......Some hot chick doing god knows what to this dudes ass and then 1 gigantic motherfucker and 1 green beret come busting through the door. Shots are fired, people get thrown into railings, and then a man gets murdered on a table leg.

I would sell that tape and make a shit load of money.

[milo]

Aug 5, 2008 8:14:59 GMT -5 justbodies said:

If you notice too their is a video recorder set up in the room.

Imagine that porno they were making......Some hot chick doing god knows what to this dudes ass and then 1 gigantic motherfucker and 1 green beret come busting through the door. Shots are fired, people get thrown into railings, and then a man gets murdered on a table leg.

I would sell that tape and make a shit load of money.

Yeah,you won't see porno like that everyday. It would be a real hardcore home porn movie,with a brutal murder in it. In other words: It would sell like a muthafucka

'' We were filming our normal love making session,when two gigantic motherfuckers came trough the door and started banging furiously. They were saying something like: Fuck my asshole,which the other guy replied - No,YOU fuck my asshole. Then the white guy punched him and the black guy got himself penetrated. When the white guy left, we continued filming this masterpiece to it's satisfying conclusion.''

I'd buy that for a dollar

[justbodies]

Aug 5, 2008 8:56:55 GMT -5 milo said:

Aug 5, 2008 8:14:59 GMT -5 justbodies said:

If you notice too their is a video recorder set up in the room.

Imagine that porno they were making......Some hot chick doing god knows what to this dudes ass and then 1 gigantic motherfucker and 1 green beret come busting through the door. Shots are fired, people get thrown into railings, and then a man gets murdered on a table leg.

I would sell that tape and make a shit load of money.

Yeah,you won't see porno like that everyday. It would be a real hardcore home porn movie,with a brutal murder in it. In other words: It would sell like a muthafucka

'' We were filming our normal love making session,when two gigantic motherfuckers came trough the door and started banging furiously. They were saying something like: Fuck my asshole,which the other guy replied - No,YOU fuck my asshole. Then the white guy punched him and the black guy got himself penetrated. When the white guy left, we continued filming this masterpiece to it's satisfying conclusion.''

I'd buy that for a dollar

Right. They would also wonder what Cindy was talking about. "During the whole orderal, we also saw this hot black chick with a ripped blouse and hair all a flutter talking about macho bullshit and how these 2 dudes like to eat red meat".