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Post by MacReady on Sept 2, 2010 6:09:11 GMT -5
A classic thread, what fucked up dreams have you lot been having lately?
Here`s one of mine from a couple of months back.
There was a knock at my front door, so of-course I answered it, only to discover that it was Jeff Goldblum standing outside smiling at me, he then said "Hello" I said "Hello" back. Then naturally I asked him "Do you still kill rich cunt`s?" to quote his line from Death Wish, to which he frowned at and turned away in disgust.
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Post by whitmanpricehaddad on Jan 8, 2012 17:08:07 GMT -5
I had an ace one (not lately alas) where I was on a top secret mission with Chuck Norris to go and rescue some POWs from a camp somewhere dodgy. Dolph was with us too, but he kep fecking things up and nearly getting us caught by being clumsy/noisy etc. I can still picture with full clarity a bit where Chuck turned to me and waved his thumb at Dolph (trailing behind us) and said "He's a useless bellend but we had to bring him or he'd have cried and put a downer on the mission. We'll be cool though mate...". No cool ones since like that. not that I remember anyway. We should try doing lucid dreaming/self hypnotism so you can control the dreams and have an action movie as you see fit!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2012 13:46:58 GMT -5
There was a knock at my front door, so of-course I answered it, only to discover that it was Jeff Goldblum standing outside smiling at me, he then said "Hello" I said "Hello" back. Then naturally I asked him "Do you still kill rich cunt`s?" to quote his line from Death Wish, to which he frowned at and turned away in disgust. That's.... that's just wonderful. On occasion, I'll have a dream involving celebrities, but the most recent bizarre dream was me on the couch of my mom's house, holding my dog. My mother was in there with her fat, racist redneck boyfriend--the guy suddenly starts ranting about how the mail man is black. I turn to him and say sarcastically "wow, I love good ol' fashioned racism in my house." He immediately starts threatening me and tries to force my dog to come to his arms, then threatens to sell my dog. I keep shouting "fuck you! fuck you!" over and over again, meanwhile mom isn't defending anyone. Eventually I shot out of bed in a fright and went to class.
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Post by The Italian Kid on Jan 11, 2012 17:28:36 GMT -5
Anyway, I was sleeping the other night and had a dream where I was part of a Scooby-like gang solving mysteries, when out of the blue I hear, "WALT DISNEY, THAT MOTHERFUCKER RACIST !!!"
Talk about weird.
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Post by WesReviews on Jan 13, 2012 10:28:51 GMT -5
I had this dream... hmmm... probably around jr high or something? So it's been a number of years ago. Still pretty weird, though. I dreamed I was in our old house that I grew up in and was being chased down the hallway by snakes made of neon. Like, off of a neon sign. And I wasn't running from them, I was crawling. And at one point, my knees became fused/pinned/attached to the carpet and I couldn't move. Woke up at that point.
It was pretty freaky.
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Post by CaptainFreedom on Jan 13, 2012 11:02:54 GMT -5
Last night I was in a shoot out with Clarence Boddicker and his gang from Robocop. Funny shit. As in Videodrome my hand became a big gun, and every time I pointed it at the bad guys they just exploded or kept falling from high buildings screaming.
Then the dream changed to some kind of horror-thriller flick, where Clarence was the devil himself. I run after him with a red big book in some dark hallway but everytime I almost got him, he escaped.
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Post by MacReady on Jan 13, 2012 11:14:10 GMT -5
We all need to see a shrink by the sounds of it.
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Post by CaptainFreedom on Jan 13, 2012 11:35:24 GMT -5
The stupid part of it is that I tend to over analyze dreams, and sometimes maybe a little bit too much.
But in the end, dreams are weird shit and you cannot escape them.
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Post by Voelkermord on Jan 16, 2012 11:40:43 GMT -5
KapitainFreiheit, You seem to enjoy analyzing dreams A LITTLE TOO MUCH?
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Post by whitmanpricehaddad on Jan 16, 2012 14:35:03 GMT -5
Last night I was in a shoot out with Clarence Boddicker and his gang from Robocop. Funny shit. As in Videodrome my hand became a big gun, and every time I pointed it at the bad guys they just exploded or kept falling from high buildings screaming. Then the dream changed to some kind of horror-thriller flick, where Clarence was the devil himself. I run after him with a red big book in some dark hallway but everytime I almost got him, he escaped. That's an ace dream. If only that Christopher Walken film was real where they invented a machine to record and playback dreams. Was it Dreamscape or was that a different one?
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Post by CaptainFreedom on Jan 17, 2012 11:59:07 GMT -5
KapitainFreiheit, You seem to enjoy analyzing dreams A LITTLE TOO MUCH? That's exactly what my doc told me, and you know what? He laughed, If Matrix were there... he'd laugh, too. Was it Dreamscape or was that a different one? That sounds a lot like Brainstorm (1983) which is a great movie by the way.
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Post by Kimble on Jan 20, 2012 5:12:44 GMT -5
Here's a few oldies I posted on Commando Fans and a few other boards. Years old. Almost sounds like the Mr. T's Commandments video with Tex shoving people away. Probably my all-time favorite dream that doesn't feature nude women.
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Post by MacReady on Mar 6, 2012 15:56:57 GMT -5
Dreams are very odd things and I`ve always found the later I stay up, when I finally go to sleep the weirder and more I remember from them in the morning for some reason. I had one recently where my goldfish got out of the tank and started swimming towards me in thin air, seriously what the fuck does that one mean?
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Post by CaptainFreedom on Mar 7, 2012 9:48:42 GMT -5
If I wake up in the morning and then go to sleep for about a half hour, in those 30 minutes or less everything can happen. Some of the most fucked up dreams I had has come from short naps. Sexual nightmares, murders, hanging out with people I hate and of course the one or two natural nightmares. I had a dream where I strangled an old lady at a shopping mall in front of a bunch of kids, then some young teenager shouted out "My god think of the children, think of the children!" When I woke up I felt like I still had my hands around the woman's neck. Mac about the goldfish dream, it could be a "warning" sign that your goldfish may be on to something.
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Post by MacReady on Mar 7, 2012 10:44:08 GMT -5
Yeah that was a weird one. I`ve dreamed killing people before, never an old lady though, congratulations.
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