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Post by Cohaagen on Mar 2, 2008 19:29:43 GMT -5
I've never seen any Chuck Norris films, and the recent pop-culture fad for all things Norris has seriously put me off. I really wish it would stop, and just fuck off forever. First time I read the "Chuck Norris Facts" I laughed (a bit), but it's been utter pain for, like, at least six months now. Surely these hip cocksuckers can go infect something else with their archness and irony.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 2, 2008 21:06:13 GMT -5
I really get pissed at these annoying teenybopper retards who read the Chuck Norris facts and suddenly they're a freakin' expert. I actually WATCH the movies, while those douches claim they always spend their evenings watching 'Walker. Then they wear the shirts and say they know more of him that I do. Have they SEEN Silent Rage?! I think not.
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Post by sonofbronson on Mar 2, 2008 22:02:21 GMT -5
I thought the Chuck facts were funny (even if they were a rip off of Bill Brasky) but I never cared much for his movies until the one-two punch of Lone Wolf McQuade and Invasion USA. Those made me a Norris fan for life. Now I'm grabbing anything he's done and giving it a chance. So far nothing quite lives up to those two but Missing in Action was pretty good.
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Post by Cohaagen on Mar 3, 2008 19:06:03 GMT -5
Actually, I tell a lie - I've seen Delta Force about two or three times over the years. Chuck's bike with the suggestive penis-rockets and tailpipe (farting it back out?) gets me every time. Other than that, and thinking about how old Lee Marvin looked, I don't remember much else.
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Post by Lord Chenney on Mar 4, 2008 4:23:18 GMT -5
Actually, I tell a lie - I've seen Delta Force about two or three times over the years. Chuck's bike with the suggestive penis-rockets and tailpipe (farting it back out?) gets me every time. Other than that, and thinking about how old Lee Marvin looked, I don't remember much else. thats because its not a particularly good film.
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Post by Voelkermord on Mar 4, 2008 21:22:11 GMT -5
One of my favorite parts in Delta Force is during the final fight scene when Norris punches the guy and it makes a gunshot noise.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2008 21:40:42 GMT -5
I love how Chuck just drives his dirtbike RIGHT into the head terrorist's house and starts kicking the shit out of him, then breaks his arm in his car's door.
I also like the part where he shoots the henchman under the bed. "Sleep tight, sucker!"
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Post by Kimble on Mar 5, 2008 11:07:29 GMT -5
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Post by milo on Mar 5, 2008 17:11:34 GMT -5
I never thought I'd see Chuck Norris fly jetpack.Funny Shit! I remember watching this show when I was a lot younger,too bad they only aired two or three seasons of Walker Texas Ranger here in Finland.
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Post by Harlan Banks on Apr 3, 2008 22:40:26 GMT -5
Chuck Norris is probably the most intimedating, strongest man on the face of the planet. Pretty sweet guy. Looks great in denim. Great one-liners too. He's too scrumtralecent for words.
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Post by shaun on Apr 4, 2008 9:33:45 GMT -5
Type 'Find Chuck Norris' into Google, then click 'I'm feeling lucky'
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Post by Dan Belcher on May 17, 2008 12:17:19 GMT -5
Breaker Breaker is hilarious. There is a scene where Chuck is walking down a street in this shitty town and people keep coming out of the woodwork to fight him. No one remains standing and then he kicks his way through a fence. I just saw this scene a few minutes ago while eating lunch and channel surfing. High comedy. I love when he does a half roundhouse kick on someone (he was already backward and had his leg up, he basically just bent his knee to move his foot into him) and the guy went flying back about 8 feet in the air while spinning.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2008 11:21:15 GMT -5
Check out these posters of Cannon films featuring Norris that never went through.
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Post by milo on Oct 9, 2008 17:47:22 GMT -5
Lovely posters.I'm pretty sure,that Chuck would teach those poachers a lesson in violence ;D You can't hide from Norris
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Post by Voelkermord on Oct 9, 2008 19:27:35 GMT -5
That elephant is probably leaving a pile the size of Texas at that moment.
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