Bennett song

[Colonel John Matrix]

I've not written any for almost a year, but I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!

This is "Let me penetrate you" to the music of "Let me entertain you" by Robbie Williams.

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Vernon Wells is gone and Bennett's here
There's nothing left for you to fear
Shake your arse come over here,
My Queen!
I'm a burning effigy
Of homosexuality,
You're my cock of empathy, John dear

So come on let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you

Life's too short for you to die
So grab yourself lots of K.Y.
Heaven knows General Kirby lied
Mein Freund,
Separate your right from wrongs
Come and worship Bennett's schlong,
The kettle's on so don't be long
Mein Freund

So come on let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you

Look me up in the Val Verde pages
I will be your rock of ages
Your super abs make me crazy Matrix, yeah
Mr Henriques has lost his sheep
He cracked his neck and fell asleep
Cindy is wet but my ass is sweet, my dear
Your mind gets burned with the habits you've learned
But I'm the piss-ant soldier that's got to be heard
You're tired of your Chenney and chopping wood's a drag,
You're going to feel much better with an Aussie fag

So come on let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you
Bennett he is good he is way outta sight
Ooh Colonel Matrix please come around tonight
My loins are the place where the feeling grows
You gotta get high before you taste the lows
So come on
Let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you
So come on let me penetrate you
Let me penetrate you
Come on come on come on come on

[Wildey]

I like it. Especially the opening line, that's psychologically fascinating.

[Kimble]

Nice one, CJM. The master is back!

[milo]

Robbie Williams should sing this version on his next gig. Just imagine the faces of all the women in the audience

[Voelkermord]

It would indeed be awesome to see an electricity-charred, steaming pipe-holed and bloodied chainmail vest amongst the flurry of soaked panties and training bras being flung at the stage.

[justbodies]

Jan 9, 2009 4:32:22 GMT -5 Voelkermord said:

It would indeed be awesome to see an electricity-charred, steaming pipe-holed and bloodied chainmail vest amongst the flurry of soaked panties and training bras being flung at the stage.

[Kimble]

Jan 9, 2009 4:32:22 GMT -5 Voelkermord said:

It would indeed be awesome to see an electricity-charred, steaming pipe-holed and bloodied chainmail vest amongst the flurry of soaked panties and training bras being flung at the stage.

I could see him trying to catch all of those soaked panties & training bras then see the look of surprise & disgust on his face once the vest flies up on stage & more than likely smacks him in the face. It'd be even better if the pipe was still in the vest.

[justbodies]

This is some hilarious shit guys. I don't know why, but I can't stop laughing at the thought of a bunch of women screaming and throwing items of their clothing towards this guy and then from out of the blue a pipe-filled vest comes flying at him.

You guys talk about livening this site up. It's stuff like this that will keep it entertaining.

[abortiondinner]

Dec 21, 2008 6:28:22 GMT -5 Colonel John Matrix said:

I'm a burning effigy
Of homosexuality,

I will be your rock of ages

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

I need to listen to the real song so I can put this to melody. Awesome!

[Kimble]

Someone should make a picture out of Voelk's idea of Robbie Williams on stage with panties, training bras, & Bennett's shirt/vest combo with pipe hole(or with pipe still lodged in the vest/shirt) being thrown up at him.