The Bennett alternate movie quote generator.

[El Presidente]

Another classic thread revived.
"Bennettize" movie quotes from any movie you can think of + name the "alternate" movie name.
Example (I post a few I can remember):

"Open the Bedroom Door please John!" - 2001 Bennett Odyssey.

"You know nothing! Hell is only a word, Val Verde is much, much worse!"
Bennett Horizon.

From Chainmail Trek II - the Wrath of Bennett:
Bennett Khan: "I've done far worse than kill you, John. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me: marooned for all eternity in Val Verde, buried alive. Buried alive."
Matrix: "BENNEEETTTTT!"
Bennett Khan: "To the last I will grapple with Thee, from the boiler rooms heart, I stab steam pipes at thee. From Val Verdes sake, I throw my chainmail vest at thee!"

Bring 'em on!

[Colonel John Matrix]

Taken from The Gay Lebowski:

Jesus Bennett: "What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Bennett. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the General Kirby's office, but you don't fool Bennett. This East German psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, MATRIX!!!"

[Voelkermord]

"Anybody seen Matrix? Anybody know why Matrix did let Sully go?"

[Triggerhappy]

"Luck can be a funny motherfuckin' thang, John! Because luck can change...in the blink of a motherfuckin' eye. Remember that!"

Urban Bennett

[shaun]

Can you fly Sully?

[Deleted]

Vernon Wells as Sgt. Bennett in Universal Homo

"God damn it, John, the whole fucking unit's dropping like flies! What the hell are you staring it? Do you have any idea what it's like in this chainmail? Do you? Well I'm fighting this thing man, it's like snife ass, or kiss ass, and I'm shootin' balls! It's the only way to win this fucking war. And these shitheads, these American traitoring mercenaries. They're everywhere. And I, Captain Percival Bennett of the Matrix Unit, I'm gonna teach 'em all. You remember that..."

[vigilante]

Play it Sam.

Play....We Fight For Love.

[Will Da Beeste]

"How will you live Bennett?"
"Gay by Gay"

Bennett: First Butt Part II

[vigilante]

Dirty Dicking



Nobody put's Bennett in the corner.....

[Kimble]

Bennett to the Future:

"John, hey you, John. Get your damn hands on me."
-Bennett George McFly