Commando speak in everyday life

[justbodies]

One of the funniest threads from the old site was how people use Commando language in everyday life.

When I am at work in my warehouse I like to yell "Out of my vay" at my coworkers in my best South American accent. Then my boss usually comes back their and I turn and shoot him in the stomach, right before throwing a box of parts into the air and falling over an imaginary railing to my screaming death..

[MacReady]

This thread was a classic.

If I remember correctly there was a guy who claimed he was pushing his relationship to breaking point due to shouting out "John, I feel good" during sex.

[Kimble]

I usually smile & say "coma esta?" before I launch knives into peoples' chests.

[justbodies]

Ha Ha! Yes I remember that. I'll have to try that on the old lady tonight.

"Oh John I feel good!"

"What?"

"Just like old times"

"What the hell are you talking about?"

[johnrambo]

Apr 16, 2008 10:37:19 GMT -5 MacReady said:

This thread was a classic.

If I remember correctly there was a guy who claimed he was pushing his relationship to breaking point due to shouting out "John, I feel good" during sex.

if his girl asked what the hell he was talking about, he should respond "your training, Matrix!"

[Deleted]

Whenever I make a sandwich, I sit down, take a bite and say "What's in dis?"

Seriously.

[justbodies]

I work in an office but I do drive the forklift every other day or so to unload a truck. Whenever I park it at the end I jump out the side and as soon as I hit the ground the "steel drums" start to go off in my head.

Then I wait for Cindy to come skidding around the warehouse door with her hair all a flutter.........but she never shows up.

[milo]

When my old TV had it's many little glitches I started banging it violently with my fist and usually, that did the trick. You all know what I said after the deed was done:

''Works every time''

''John,I'll be ready John'' Is also something I say a lot in everyday life

[vetealdemonio]

I use some commando language, but in spanish

"vete al demonio"
"vete tu idiota"

[weylandyutani]

When I leave voice mails I periodically will use "John, I'll be ready John."

[Colonel John Matrix]

One of the guys in my office is called John-Mark. At the weekend, he broke his arm.

"John...how's your arm John?"

A few years ago, in a different office with a different John, we were trying to decide if it was raining outside. As John stuck his head out the window I shouted "Stick your head out John!"

Simple minds....

[doo doo]

nice! I tend to ask "are dey any goot?" when someone shows me really anything.

[justbodies]

Another good one I thought of the other day...

When I am driving around with a buddy and we pass a good looking chick driving next to us, I like to mouth the words "Not bad" to her....then turn to my buddy and say "Hoo-ker".

[abortiondinner]

Any time I see someone holding a knife....well, you know.

It's especially fun because usually the person holding the knife is embarrassed by the torrent of laughter dumped on them by all around. If only they were laughing because they recognized the quote.

Also, when I laugh, I usually quote more Bennett.

"If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too."

[Tattoos]

Sometimes I pick up the phone and say, si, el Presidente aquí. Or if I'm playing a video game I'll say in gay Bennett fashion, "I can beat you!"