shaun
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Post by shaun on Aug 3, 2008 11:48:41 GMT -5
I took a trip to the local sex shop earlier, but they were asking for £30 per DVD  Where is the best place online to get hold of them cheap? (UK only). Not sure how the moderators feel about adult links, so until we get confirmation, maybe it's best to PM links for now. |
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Post by Will Da Beeste on Aug 3, 2008 15:34:35 GMT -5
I took a trip to the local sex shop earlier, but they were asking for £30 per DVD Where is the best place online to get hold of them cheap? (UK only). Not sure how the moderators feel about adult links, so until we get confirmation, maybe it's best to PM links for now. £30? You are much better off buying the local bike a bunch of flowers and a bottle of chardonnay. |
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shaun
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Post by shaun on Aug 3, 2008 15:52:34 GMT -5
My mrs would kill me.
Though if I were single, I'd probably be down the local brothel, a mate of mine went once, recommends it.
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on Sept 23, 2008 11:10:29 GMT -5
My mrs would kill me. Though if I were single, I'd probably be down the local brothel, a mate of mine went once, recommends it. Sex is about the only thing that Tesco don't sell these days. Soon you'll be getting given Clubcard points for blowjobs (unlike in Budz Bar, where you'll find ladies willing to give blowjobs in exchange for Clubcard points). Anyway, back on the topic...why don't you just download porn? 99.999% of the internet is porn anyway. It's not like it's hard to find. As a footnote, once I bought a porno for 5 Euros in a Dutch sex shop. It was the most un-erotic, but hilarious thing I'd ever seen...imagine some grainy 1980s footage of a German bloke with a feathered mullet and pornstar 'tache drilling some German bird with a massive 80's perm, with both of them groaning " Oh ja.....das ist sehr gut!". With I kept it for a laugh, but I gave it to a mate for a birthday present. I wiped it clean beforehand, though. |
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Post by shaun on Sept 23, 2008 11:37:44 GMT -5
I've joined up to a sex torrent website called Empornium, that way I just stick all the downloads in a hidden folder, away from the mrs.
So have you been to Amsterdam mate?
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Post by MacReady on Sept 23, 2008 12:00:35 GMT -5
I was actually considering going on Holiday there next year with a couple mates. Oh, the potential hilarity
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Post by Will Da Beeste on Sept 23, 2008 17:09:31 GMT -5
I went on a stag do there last year.
It was the lowest ebb during a pretty seedy tide.
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on Sept 24, 2008 5:33:12 GMT -5
I've joined up to a sex torrent website called Empornium, that way I just stick all the downloads in a hidden folder, away from the mrs. So have you been to Amsterdam mate? Been to Amsterdam, but didn't indulge in anything seedy. Honest. I did a 6 month placement out in Eindhoven, in the south of the Netherlands, where I bought the porno. It's a nice enough place, but definitely the least interesting major Dutch city... I do know of a mate who is said to have drunkenly bartered with an Amsterdam prostitute, using the money he pooled together with his comrade. He managed to knock her price down. Apparantly she was horrific though. There's a lesson in there for all of us - you get what you pay for! |
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