The (Action) Olympics

[Colonel John Matrix]

Surely I can't be the only one who doesn't give a fuck about the Olympics...?

Anyway, what events might an "Action Olympics" have?

Here's a few ideas:

Pipe-throwing

The 100/200/400m mince

Archery (with explosive-tipped arrows)

A kumite

Whatever that game Rambo plays with the dead goat in Rambo III

Homoerotic beach volleyball (Top Gun style)

[Wildey]

I don't give a fuck about the Olympics, unless we're talking about Barcelona 92 for the Mega Drive. Hang on, that was crap as well.

How about a round where someonel has to use aikido beat the crap out of everybody in a totally one sided way?

[Kimble]

I don't give a shit about the Olympics either.

Phonebooth toss sounds like it would be a fun event.

[Tattoos]

-Rocky III Gay Style Races on the Beach.

-Break Through Balsa Wood Challenge

-Lock-Up style Cockroach Races

I hate Summer Olympics, actually Olympics in general. But I like watching Hockey during the Winter games.

[Will Da Beeste]

The low jump (best performed in leather trousers over a tiny obstacle);

Getting down the suicide jumper;

Driving a buried truck out of the earth whilst drinking a lager;

Aerobics with a filthy look in your eyes (ladies only).

Killing several ethnics standing at different levels with one automatic burst whilst executing a pirouette.

Admiring JCVD's perfect arse (ladies only plus ex-army budddies/twin brothers).

[milo]

Synchronized swimming in a shark tank
Olympic shooting with M60 against live targets
Minefield cycling
Fencing with two-handed battle axes
Hand grenade throw

And by the way,I love Olympics ;D

[justbodies]

Airplane jumping (without a chute)

Mall ceiling swinging (tarzan style)

Arm wrestling (steroids prohibited but motor oil drinking ok)

Sully dropping (You have to drop a midget to certain death and the loudest scream wins)

And finally, the Die hard triathalon

Heating vent racing/eleavator shaft climbing/helicopter shooting