Post by Jay Rambo on Feb 16, 2008 10:55:02 GMT -5
Because COMMANDO fans are usually too dumb TO REALIZE THEM. 
(LOL, I'M JOKING 
).
1- COMMANDO is the superheroistic codename that John Matrix adopt right before the final battle, and not just the silly title of this cinematic masterpiece. When he put the military green make-up on his skin (and tons of weapons on his body), he is NO MORE the individual known as 'John Matrix', but 'COMMANDO'... the One-Man Army.
The lame screenplayers didn't write a scene like this:
(after the "Arrival on the island/dressin' time scene")
CINDY: "What's up, John... why that make-up on your face?"
JOHN MATRIX: "John? I'm no more John Matrix. Now I'm COMMANDO!"
2- John Matrix is a mutant. Enhanced strength (he can lift up a man, among the OTHER things), reflexes (no one can hit the man !!!) and physical endurance (he's a rentless machine).
He could join the X-Men. And guess what would be his codename as X-Man... (?)
... 'COMMANDO' (!).
(LOL, I'M JOKING ).1- COMMANDO is the superheroistic codename that John Matrix adopt right before the final battle, and not just the silly title of this cinematic masterpiece. When he put the military green make-up on his skin (and tons of weapons on his body), he is NO MORE the individual known as 'John Matrix', but 'COMMANDO'... the One-Man Army.
The lame screenplayers didn't write a scene like this:
(after the "Arrival on the island/dressin' time scene")
CINDY: "What's up, John... why that make-up on your face?"
JOHN MATRIX: "John? I'm no more John Matrix. Now I'm COMMANDO!"
2- John Matrix is a mutant. Enhanced strength (he can lift up a man, among the OTHER things), reflexes (no one can hit the man !!!) and physical endurance (he's a rentless machine).
He could join the X-Men. And guess what would be his codename as X-Man... (?)
... 'COMMANDO' (!).
