Bennett's Christmas song

[justbodies]

I was going to add this to the other thread, but this deserves it's own. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone! Here is what I came up with.

"Brawling in a Boiler room with John" (Walking in a Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags clang, are you listening,
In the rain, chain mail’s glistening
We'll have a knife fight
These pants are so tight
Brawling in a boiler room with John

Gone away is your Daddy,
Here to stay is the Fatty
I’ll sing my love song,
How’s your arm John,
Brawling in a boiler room with John

In the motel you can beat up Bill Duke,
And ignore the porn scene right next door

You’ll say: Where is she?
But he’ll be silent
Cuz you impaled him
With a table leg

From the plane, a boat you’re rowing
You’re half naked, my member’s growing
I can’t wait to play
Today is payday
Brawling in a boiler room with John

In the mansion I’ll be stroking my knife
Insulting pissant soldiers when I can
Do you think he’ll give us any problems?
The stupidest question known to man

When we touch, ain't it thrilling,
Anal sex? I am willing
I can’t wait to scream
And let off some steam
Brawling in a boiler room with John

Brawling in a boiler room with John

[Kimble]

Good work!

[Colonel John Matrix]

Great stuff

I tried to write a version of "All I want for Christmas is you", but I just couldn't get it to work (apart from the line - "All I want, Herr Matrix - bist du!")

[Deleted]

Ha! That's a great one, justbodies! A true holiday classic--should be in a hymnal!

[justbodies]

The problem is though, the original song is now ruined forever. While I was making this I kept singing the parts over and over in my head and now I can never listen to Winter Wonderland again and not think "I can't wait to scream, and let off some steam.."

[weylandyutani]

That is golden! Now we just need someone with great voice so we can record it.