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Because Matrix and Rambo are cousins, ain't it?
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Post by Jay Rambo on Mar 6, 2008 10:29:07 GMT -5
... but he COULD.1- "I'm everyone's favourite tiger-striped superhero." 2- "Cindy, I love you." 3- "Kirby trained me, he did a good job. But I wasn't normal from the beginning. You know, I got enhanced strength, reflexes and senses. It's something weird in my fucking genetic code!" 4- (after the gear scene) "I'm no more John Matrix. I'm COMMANDO!" 5- "Arius, you're dead." 6- "Bennett, stop with the homoerotism thing." 7- "Jenny's mother was just a temporary waste of time." 8- "Kirby pisses me off. He's so dumb." 9- "I don't love weapons. I AM a weapon." 10- "Pissant soldiers. How cute. Let's kill them." 
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2008 11:43:51 GMT -5
......huh?
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Post by vigilante on Mar 6, 2008 11:52:47 GMT -5
11. These pretzels are making me thirsty.
12. Because you're wurth it!
13. The power of Christ compels you!
I can probably think of a million things he didn't say but you know he only had about 90 mins so Matrix picked his words carefully.
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Jay Rambo
Daniel Bernhardt
Because Matrix and Rambo are cousins, ain't it?
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Post by Jay Rambo on Mar 6, 2008 13:09:17 GMT -5
Five more points:
1- "I was hurt. Oh wait... just marginally."
2- "Fuck a site on my movie! We need an Action Alliance(tm)!"
3- "I'm the ORIGINAL one man army, Rambo was just a 1972 book about a crazy guy."
4- "I love the way Kirby is jealous of Cindy. It makes me proud."
5- "Bennett, stop with homoerotism crap, again."
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Post by ahhhnold on Mar 10, 2008 20:35:24 GMT -5
when matrix uppercuts cooke onto the table leg.
"i ordered a green beret not a steak."
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Post by sonofbronson on Mar 10, 2008 20:43:34 GMT -5
-After being asked "Right?" he says "Yes of course, I gladly capitulate"
-"Do you Remember Sully when I said I'd kill you last?" "Well I meant it, let me help you to your automobile"
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Jay Rambo
Daniel Bernhardt
Because Matrix and Rambo are cousins, ain't it?
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Post by Jay Rambo on Mar 22, 2008 6:41:23 GMT -5
1- "Arius, I'm a mutant. Don't push me!"
2- "Bennett, straight or die."
3- "Cindy... are you supposed to marry me? WRONG!"
4- "I hate Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's just a dumb actor."
5- "I'm going to get my hair spiky and start a fashion right now, suckers."
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Post by Cohaagen on Mar 22, 2008 7:01:03 GMT -5
John Matrix is not a "mutant"  |
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Jay Rambo
Daniel Bernhardt
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Post by Jay Rambo on Mar 22, 2008 7:08:04 GMT -5
John Matrix is not a "mutant" Man, are you crazy?  LOL! How do you call "enhanced strength, stamina (durability) and sharpened senses + augmented skeletal structure" if not "mutant powers"? |
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Post by Triggerhappy on Mar 22, 2008 7:11:49 GMT -5
John Matrix is not a "mutant" Man, are you crazy? LOL! How do you call "enhanced strength, stamina (durability), reflexes and senses + augmented skeletal structure" if not "mutant powers"? I call it the 80's action movie formula. He's not a mutant, just an extremely well-trained soldier.  |
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Daniel Bernhardt
Because Matrix and Rambo are cousins, ain't it?
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Post by Jay Rambo on Mar 22, 2008 7:12:47 GMT -5
I must add a STRONGER immunitarian system --- not accellerated like Wolverine's but definitely stronger. |
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Post by milo on Apr 5, 2008 18:56:51 GMT -5
''Bennett when I look at you, I always get this romantic feeling... I'd love to invade your colon with my East German Braunsweiger''
'' When I was a boy and rock'n'roll came to East Germany, the communists said it was subversive, so I killed them''
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