Andy Sidaris Collection: Bullets, Bombs, and Boobs

[CaptainFreedom]

I recently picked up his Girls, Guns And G-Strings - The Andy Sidaris 12 Movie Collection for almost nothing and after having completed his first 4 films of the bunch, I can safely say that this guy is a true legend when it comes to making hilarious and great b-movies for almost nothing.
He really did "perfected" the art of copying the rapidly popular, over-the-top action films of the mid/late 80s but instead of having some unkown musclehead male actors which looked like Arnold & Sly, Sidaris replaced them with casting some of the most beautiful babes with big tits & great ass"ets", along with absolute no budget and very little plotline/story whatsoever.

[CaptainFreedom]

Malibu Express (1985)
I'll start up with the first one I saw, and it contains so much tits & ass scenes that this film probably sat some new kind of record when it was released and because of the impressive amount of nudity and stupidity, the film belongs more in the softporn/skin flick genre than in the action section.
Of the first 4 films this one have a rather sleazy looking male lead, as a private "dick" who gets laid all the time, and have a talent for hooking up with beautiful babes that are swarming around him wherever he go.
The story is absolute nonsense, which is probably my only "complaint" as it tries too hard to come off as a poor and silly James Bond/detective rip-off, and even though Andy had not perfected his style on this one, you get to have a goddess like Sybil Danning showing up here and there and showing off her goods, plus an impressive selection of so much tits and ass, full frontal nudity etc, one must be a crazy bastard not to at least enjoy some of it for what is and isn't.
It would go on to be far more action filled stories after this one, but Malibu Express is still worth a check, but if it hadn't included so much great "talent" and beautiful babes, it would belong in the very bad 2/10 type of film section.
Tits & Ass = 10/10
The film/story = 4/10

[Kurt Sloane]

Interesting find.

These flicks have that "They're that dodgy, its worth a look" type of feel haha.

[CaptainFreedom]

Feb 1, 2017 4:25:13 GMT -5 Kurt Sloane said:

Interesting find.
These flicks have that "They're that dodgy, its worth a look" type of feel haha.

I guess that the first one to be brought up on an 80s action board should be the much more explosive and fun packed action/adventure/b-movie: Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987).
The second film of the total 12 by Andy Sidaris from the Mill Creek 2011 collection.
Tits & ass, hilarious bad guys, a giant mutant snake that keeps showing its head up all the time, the word Molokai gets mentioned at least somewhere between 30-50 times or more, and of course the most important ingredience in a Andy Sidaris production: lots of big titted ex-Playboy bunnies with huge guns, and who loves to show of their goods as frequent as possible.

This one is really "good" and includes some of the most hilarious action-sequences of its era:



and it also comes with a fantastic cheesy theme song