Post by Kimble on Feb 21, 2008 16:09:26 GMT -5
This movie is so fucking terrible. So terrible that it turned the movie into a masterpiece. One of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Samurai Cop's mullet is great as are his Speedos. The black token sidekick cop, Frank, is hilarious as hell. Samurai Cop talks about how Frank's ass is going to get burnt black & Frank tells him that his ass is already black. A lot of tits are in this too. The music sounds like music from a Sega Genesis game or something. The violence is pretty decently done for such a low budget movie. It's still bad though. The part where the guy got his arm cut off with the katana was hilarious because you could see where he tucked his real arm into his shirt while the fake one was lying on the ground. And apparently the Japanese Katana gang consists of more black guys & dudes with mullets than actual Japanese guys. I think Z'Dar is supposed to be Japanese in this movie because his name is "Yamashita." Haha. This movie also has adult actress Krista Lane in it & she gets hella naked. Scream Queen Melissa Moore is also in it & shows her tits. She keeps her vagina warm for Samurai Cop by will. And Robert Z'Dar interrogates her by pouring hot grease on her stomach. The "straight to the point" horny nurse scene is another gutbuster.
Joe Bob Briggs does an intro for it in addition to a commentary. The intro was great. He did the "Drive-In Totals," which made me miss Monstervision even more.
For the love of all things amazing, watch this movie. Buy it! It's amazing.
And here are some publicity stills taken from this masterpiece:
Some hilarious scenes from Samurai Cop:
Parking Lot Rumble:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFvoxWFKPoI
The Horny Nurse:
youtube.com/watch?v=D6gk04xzN3U
Suspenseful Chase Scene complete with suspenseful music:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9y0iNuCcM
A page with stills from Samurai Cop:
www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/Main.php?id_film=samuraicop
