Hellbound (1994)

[Kimble]

Chuck Norris stars in the final Cannon Film along with the son of Rick James & Miles Dyson. They're investigating the death of a rabbi, who had his rubbery heart ripped out by a servent of Satan with a skullet & kooky eyes. He's posing as a professor. The movie starts in Chicago & they end up going to Israel to investigate further.

Overall, a pretty fun movie. Chuck fighting demons at the end of the movie is top notch action. He delivers his slow-mo attacks at times on them. The son of Rick James & Miles Dyson is always hungry. I loved the part where a hooker gets thrown out the window by Skulletor or whatever his name was. She lands on Chuck's Firebird & doesn't even make a dent. The best part had to be when this fat cop waddles into the Israeli police station Oswald Cobblepot-style & finds Chuck & the son of Rick James & Miles Dyson snooping around. Chuck then comes up behind him & puts him in a sleeperhold, choking him out. Every time they seem to go somewhere, they are shadowed by a creepy bearded guy. His significance is revealed at the end of the movie. The son of Rick James & Miles Dyson had his wallet 'snaked" by this kid named Bezi....twice. Also, be on the lookout for Chuck's police captain, a butch lady. If I had a nickel for every time Chuck said "Leslie," I'd have a shitload of nickels.

The final still of the movie is hilarious. Bezi stole Jackson's wallet for the second time:



Check it out!

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A little-known Norris classic of demonic proportions. It may not have a whole lot of action, but what it DOES have is The Bearded One kicking the shit out of demons! I never would've imagined in a million years the spawn of satan to have a skullet.

One thing I love about this movie is how it opens up like a medieval Star Wars film from hell. God bless Golan-Globus.

[funaki]

I need to buy the triplepack with this forced vengeance and hitman

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funaki said:

I need to buy the triplepack with this forced vengeance and hitman

I own it. Well worth the purchase, funaki. Trust me.

[sonofbronson]

I bought this as part of a 3 pack with Forced Vengeance and The Hitman. I'd have to say that I preferred the other two to this one. Although it's a great example of a black sidekick being treated like dirt. All he does is complain about how hungry he is and Chuck eventually steals his money. I'm shocked that they didn't kill him off at the end to add to the insult.