Post by Kimble on Feb 21, 2008 16:19:46 GMT -5
From the back of the DVD:
"No one is safe in this deadly Sci-Fi tale of a master race of Cyborgs from the future who abduct humans from the past, breeding them as slaves. Blood thirsty dinosaurs are trained as trackers, impossible to outrun. But when a human (Daniel Bernhardt) breaks free, a bloody war beings & the Cyborgs are forced to battle against vigilantes, street gangs, & drug lords - in a deadly battle for the future."
This movie is fucking ridiculous. I guess that's why it was featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Daniel Bernhardt(the poor man's Van Damme). Robert "Maniac Cop" Z'Dar. Exploding dinosaurs. Everyone decked out in flannel. Daniel Bernhardt with a speech impediment at the beginning & talking like a retard. Cyborgs with molestaches. Z'Dar's molestache potentially a fake one. A Cyborg with a mullet. Cyborg vision. Did I mention exploding dinosaurs? Ving Rhamesesque token black dude with shotgun.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhD_zFZLINk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=USvTY2tbMd8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjFkHt-2Xjg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkJwPz1zz9o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2AsChtgxQY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dulgcnjMR30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmNVCz9nK4M
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MS4VnD67OAc
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cYQbRpXiZQ
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeTaKi8E4_o
PS
The is no future & there is no war in this. Just Daniel Bernhardt.
