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Post by MacReady on Mar 11, 2008 9:14:39 GMT -5
 A Cannon film starring Chuck Norris and Micheal Parks. Norris portrays a cop who`s shot and left for dead, two years later he`s working deep undercover with a large crime organization and hopes to bring them to justice. It`s really fun film with some nice shooting and arse kicking, The Hitman also see`s Norris teaching a kid who lives opposite his apartment martial arts. Cue cheesy musical montage. Parks has some great one liners "I`m so horny I could fuck mud" being one of them. Well worth your time and attention. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2008 10:07:56 GMT -5
I treasure this forgotten Norris classic. Michael Parks plays an excellent villain who indeed has some good lines, as well as an EXCELLENT death. The final shootout is dazzling and violent, especially when Chuck shoots that one guy's knee to pieces with his sawnoff.  My favorite line from the movie is in the beginning when Chuck sneaks up on his then-partner Michael Parks, who is waiting in his car. Chuck pops up, shoving his finger at Parks and yells "GOTCHA!" Parks spills his coffee while Chuck laughs. Parks says "Jeezus, that's 'bout as funny as a dead fuckin' baby." |
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Post by sonofbronson on Mar 11, 2008 12:02:26 GMT -5
Parks is great but underused. I bought this as part of a Chuck 3 pack with Forced Vengeance and Hellbound.
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Post by Kimble on Mar 11, 2008 12:13:41 GMT -5
I bought this as part of a Chuck 3 pack with Forced Vengeance and Hellbound. Same here. I need to give it a watch soon. I also need to watch Hellbound & Forced Vengeance again sometime soon. Both movies are pretty awesome. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2008 13:12:26 GMT -5
I as well had to buy the Triple Feature. I spent roughly a whole month looking all over for single dvd's of Hellbound and Hitman, but couldn't find them at all. I even went to New York and couldn't find them. So I just broke and picked up the Triple Feature--well worth the $. One of the funny/kickass parts of this film is when the kid Norris taught karate beats up a racist white kid, so the white kid's racist dad drags him into the house and starts beating him. Chuck knocks on the door and the father comes out saying "What do you want, n*gger lover?" Chuck punches right thru the screen door.  |
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