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Post by Jeff Goldblum on Feb 4, 2009 17:17:35 GMT -5
Seagal and vampires cant be missed. I'm surprised so many of his DTV efforts fail to capitalize on their premises. Seagal vs. Aliens? Seagal vs. Vampires? These are things that should be no-brainers. By now, surely both Seagal and the filmmakers are aware of his cult appeal? And the fact that fans would love to see him involved in more over-the-top mayhem? Maybe someone should mail them a copy of Seagalogy. Even so, I really need to start collecting all those DTV titles. And his entire filmography, for that matter. My Seagal dvd collection is really pathetic.
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Post by Kimble on Feb 6, 2009 10:10:54 GMT -5
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Post by Kimble on Feb 7, 2009 11:08:21 GMT -5
Steven Seagal on Merv Griffin - aikido demonstration
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Post by Kimble on Feb 21, 2009 14:42:49 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2009 21:11:27 GMT -5
Wow, and I've actually been wondering why a Seagal game was never made in the '90s. Shame it never went all the way through final production, even tho he walks through electric doors and has some strange digital map. Good find, Kimble!
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Post by Jeff Goldblum on Feb 25, 2009 13:43:41 GMT -5
Those clips are both great finds. I love the fact that James Coburn comes out of nowhere.
I would also love to see a DTV film called, "My Baby Finger", where Seagal dispatches every bad guy with... ;D
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Post by MacReady on Sept 2, 2010 11:23:36 GMT -5
Just found a funny quote from Hustler magazine, it`s Lord Steven talking about his favorite person Jean Claude Van Damme.
Hustler: Are you and actor Jean-Claude Van Damme still fueding?
Seagal: This guy is no taller than her (indicating the 4-foot-11 makeup girl). He never did the martial arts in his life that I know of. Find his teacher for me. Find who he learned whatever he learned from. Whoever says he's trained is a c-sucker and an a-hole. I don't really want to say a lot on this but everybody knows about his problems. There was this one time where he approached me. He was drooling, foaming at the mouth, and he said something to me. I just said back to him, "When you're sober, if that day ever comes, come and say shit to me. I don't care how small you are or how girlie you are. It won't matter." I don't know if that's the kind of shit you guys are looking for in this magazine, but it's stupid shit. Everybody knows what he is and who he is. And they know the difference. Come on!
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Post by The Italian Kid on Sept 2, 2010 11:48:42 GMT -5
Damn. Still feuding after all these years. I wish they'd settle their differences and join the cast of The Expendables 2.
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Post by milo on Sept 4, 2010 17:07:53 GMT -5
Gotta love that article.Lord Steven brings the hammer down,fuckers!.Someday he will finally lose it Mel Gibson style,and lose his mind screaming pure insanity on the phone to one of his Russian sexslaves.Can't fucking wait!. On other news,Lawman returns! The best comedy show on television is back
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Post by MacReady on Sept 7, 2010 13:13:36 GMT -5
The most ridiculous thing you`ll see all day.
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Post by milo on Sept 9, 2010 13:41:14 GMT -5
What an epic fight! I want Seagal video game.Maybe a GTA style game,where you play as the baddest fucking cop ever,Gino Felino!.
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Post by betweentheballs on Dec 12, 2010 10:04:44 GMT -5
I just caught Lord Steven advertising beer on Australian TV.
What is the world coming to?
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Post by Kurt Sloane on Feb 7, 2011 22:23:42 GMT -5
I just caught Lord Steven advertising beer on Australian TV. What is the world coming to? Ill put my hand up and take the hit for that one
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Post by MacReady on Jan 10, 2012 13:52:31 GMT -5
I caught a bit of Driven to Kill on TV last night and was impressed by how watchable it was, I picked it up today secondhand and A Dangerous Man too and to my shock and awe they were both pretty fucking good. Here`s a few of my observations... * There both incredibly violent, Seagal really pulverizes everyone in the films, lots of gory bullet hits, knife slicing, bone breaking. * Lots of topless strippers with big fake tits in clubs, Seagal even has fight scene around a bird whose giving him a strip tease. * Seagal`s hair looks like a dead badger at this point, he needs a new rug. * He now wears t shirts but holds a jacket to cover his gut. * In Driven to Kill he uses a Russian accent which he forgets to use on a regular basis. In conclusion, pick these up.
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Post by Kimble on Jan 11, 2012 15:02:22 GMT -5
Brilliant.
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