Michael Champion Appreciation Thread

[Kimble]

This thread is for the man himself, Michael Champion. He is one of the greatest henchmen in movie history starring in such movies as Beverly Hills Cop, Total Recall & Toy Soldiers. I think he could take out Jonathan Banks & Al Leong in a street fight as well as the referee of the match, Wings Hauser.

Michael now sells used cars in Anderson, Indiana. So go buy a car from him.

[sonofbronson]

I've certainly been educated by this thread. Consider your attempt to spread awareness a success.

[Cohaagen]

Kimble! You of all people should know that Michael is no longer selling used Toyotas, at least not in Anderson, IN. He may likely be selling them elsewhere, though.

Yes, Michael has accepted Christ into his life. He accepted him in 1996. He then kicked Hollywood in the tits and got a job with the Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan. Presumably God told him to help spread the Word by selling used cars in the Midwest to indiscreet IMdB posters.

Apart from his "stellar" turn in Total Recall I especially liked him in Beverly Hills Cop, where he pops up for about two seconds in the coffee warehouse and puts a gun to Eddie Murphy's head. Michael also starred as Captain Cold in the short-lived TV adaptation of The Flash.

Look at the cut of the poor bastard:

[Kimble]

cohaagen said:

Kimble! You of all people should know that Michael is no longer selling used Toyotas, at least not in Anderson, IN. He may likely be selling them elsewhere, though.

Yes, Michael has accepted Christ into his life. He accepted him in 1996. He then kicked Hollywood in the tits and got a job with the Toyota Motor Corporation of Japan. Presumably God told him to help spread the Word by selling used cars in the Midwest to indiscreet IMdB posters.

Apart from his "stellar" turn in Total Recall I especially liked him in Beverly Hills Cop, where he pops up for about two seconds in the coffee warehouse and puts a gun to Eddie Murphy's head. Michael also starred as Captain Cold in the short-lived TV adaptation of The Flash.

Look at the cut of the poor bastard:

I wish he was selling them in my hometown. I'd be hanging with the Champ all day long talking about how notorious he was in Toy Soldiers. And I'd be making all kinds of talk & puns about his last name.

I need to keep better tabs on Mike Champz.

[Cohaagen]

You know the scene that cap comes from? Well, play it in slow motion - look at the nick of Helm's mouth as he's talking, it's totally spazzed out to fuck. Michael may be the champion of b-line henchmen, but the guy talks with a mouthful of fucking golf balls that's for sure.

[Kimble]

cohaagen said:

Michael may be the champion of b-line henchmen, but the guy talks with a mouthful of fucking golf balls that's for sure.

I just watched that part again & you're right. Watching Total Recall will never be the same.

[Deleted]

I love his googly-eyed facial expression in Total Recall when Richter almost shoots the glass open. "DON'T SHOOT, THE DOME WILL CRAAAK!"