justbodies
Daniel Bernhardt
"And see what's going on in there when you turn it"
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Post by justbodies on Apr 16, 2008 9:33:30 GMT -5
One of the funniest threads from the old site was how people use Commando language in everyday life. When I am at work in my warehouse I like to yell "Out of my vay" at my coworkers in my best South American accent. Then my boss usually comes back their and I turn and shoot him in the stomach, right before throwing a box of parts into the air and falling over an imaginary railing to my screaming death..
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Post by MacReady on Apr 16, 2008 10:37:19 GMT -5
This thread was a classic. If I remember correctly there was a guy who claimed he was pushing his relationship to breaking point due to shouting out "John, I feel good" during sex.
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Post by Kimble on Apr 16, 2008 10:44:46 GMT -5
I usually smile & say "coma esta?" before I launch knives into peoples' chests.
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justbodies
Daniel Bernhardt
"And see what's going on in there when you turn it"
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Post by justbodies on Apr 16, 2008 10:45:26 GMT -5
Ha Ha! Yes I remember that. I'll have to try that on the old lady tonight. "Oh John I feel good!" "What?" "Just like old times" "What the hell are you talking about?"
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Post by johnrambo on Apr 16, 2008 13:50:34 GMT -5
This thread was a classic. If I remember correctly there was a guy who claimed he was pushing his relationship to breaking point due to shouting out "John, I feel good" during sex. if his girl asked what the hell he was talking about, he should respond "your training, Matrix!"
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2008 17:42:58 GMT -5
Whenever I make a sandwich, I sit down, take a bite and say "What's in dis?"
Seriously.
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justbodies
Daniel Bernhardt
"And see what's going on in there when you turn it"
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Post by justbodies on May 5, 2008 20:00:40 GMT -5
I work in an office but I do drive the forklift every other day or so to unload a truck. Whenever I park it at the end I jump out the side and as soon as I hit the ground the "steel drums" start to go off in my head.
Then I wait for Cindy to come skidding around the warehouse door with her hair all a flutter.........but she never shows up.
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Post by milo on May 13, 2008 17:21:16 GMT -5
When my old TV had it's many little glitches I started banging it violently with my fist and usually, that did the trick. You all know what I said after the deed was done:
''Works every time''
''John,I'll be ready John'' Is also something I say a lot in everyday life
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Post by vetealdemonio on May 27, 2008 17:03:36 GMT -5
I use some commando language, but in spanish "vete al demonio" "vete tu idiota"
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Jeff Speakman
We manufacture those you know.
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Post by weylandyutani on May 30, 2008 23:25:05 GMT -5
When I leave voice mails I periodically will use "John, I'll be ready John."
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Post by Colonel John Matrix on May 31, 2008 1:57:57 GMT -5
One of the guys in my office is called John-Mark. At the weekend, he broke his arm.
"John...how's your arm John?"
A few years ago, in a different office with a different John, we were trying to decide if it was raining outside. As John stuck his head out the window I shouted "Stick your head out John!"
Simple minds....
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Post by doo doo on Jun 2, 2008 11:05:18 GMT -5
nice! I tend to ask "are dey any goot?" when someone shows me really anything.
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justbodies
Daniel Bernhardt
"And see what's going on in there when you turn it"
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Post by justbodies on Oct 22, 2008 11:37:31 GMT -5
Another good one I thought of the other day...
When I am driving around with a buddy and we pass a good looking chick driving next to us, I like to mouth the words "Not bad" to her....then turn to my buddy and say "Hoo-ker".
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Post by abortiondinner on Oct 22, 2008 12:57:57 GMT -5
Any time I see someone holding a knife....well, you know.
It's especially fun because usually the person holding the knife is embarrassed by the torrent of laughter dumped on them by all around. If only they were laughing because they recognized the quote.
Also, when I laugh, I usually quote more Bennett.
"If Matrix was here, he'd laugh too."
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Tattoos
Randall "Tex" Cobb
"Someday your wise mouth is going to get your body in a lot of trouble."
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Post by Tattoos on Oct 24, 2008 9:05:33 GMT -5
Sometimes I pick up the phone and say, si, el Presidente aquĆ. Or if I'm playing a video game I'll say in gay Bennett fashion, "I can beat you!"
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