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Post by commandorulez on May 29, 2008 4:47:36 GMT -5
If it were possible for all of these guys to battle in their prime who would win? Or would someone else jump in and take these guys down?
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Post by milo on May 29, 2008 5:30:32 GMT -5
Other: Donnie Yen would first take down Steven,Chuck and Dolph with Donnie's signature ''Take out three guys with one jump kick'' move. Then Donnie and JCVD would have epic throw down,with both making their signature kicks. The fight ends with an injury because Van Damme did the splits and had major malfunction ''down there''  Donnie laughs at Jet Li's Wushu and takes him down with double leg takedown. What follows is one hellish beat down that would make Wanderlei Silva cry for momma. The fight with Jackie starts with Jackie doing various stunts.He jumps over things,does acrobatics and does some slapstick comedy. Donnie gives him the patented spinning back kick and knocks out the stunt legend. Bruce is next and the fight is legendary battle. Both men throw lightning fast kicks and punches and they both get many hits in.Bruce screams WATAAAAAAAAA!!! and hits Donnie with devastating side kick,that sends him several feet away. As Donnie is laying at the ground,Bruce comes for the kill,but in a blink of an eye Donnie puts Bruce on a triangle choke. Because Bruce died before he could develope a good ground game,he doesn't know what to do and gets choked out.  |
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Post by ochy01 on May 29, 2008 7:46:16 GMT -5
bruce lee would win .....
i say jackie chan , jet lee and jean claude van damme would be a close 2nd
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Post by Wildey on May 29, 2008 11:14:16 GMT -5
Dolph, because he would simply stamp on most of them.
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Post by Kimble on May 29, 2008 12:24:14 GMT -5
Seagal, in his current overweight form.
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2008 18:57:42 GMT -5
Bruce Lee would definitely win a fight with all of them. He was fast, vigilant, and strong as hell.
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Post by Dutch on May 31, 2008 16:39:41 GMT -5
Their all pretty tough in their own ways but Bruce Lee would win for me.
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Post by Will Da Beeste on Jun 5, 2008 17:21:34 GMT -5
Bolo would squash their spines whilst pulling the ugliest face ever. Then shrug and go lift some more weights.
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Post by Lord Chenney on Jun 6, 2008 14:54:36 GMT -5
its got to be chuck. hes the only guy on there with any kind of performance record. and his record is pretty damn impeccable.
it would be good to watch him fight an overweight seagal though. just to see if seagal could pull off his 'bitch slap - clothesline' combo.
anyway, more interestingly, id like to hear about will da beeste's forthcoming beat down. when and where old buddy?
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Post by Will Da Beeste on Jun 10, 2008 18:08:35 GMT -5
Boxing match in November (broken fingers permitting.) I have a BJJ tournament looming as well, but that won't be as big an event. You are all welcome of course.
Almost down to 13st 2kg, so theoretically I could fight Anderson Silva. I would try to pull The Spider's legs off and flush him down the plughole.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2008 12:21:27 GMT -5
its got to be chuck. hes the only guy on there with any kind of performance record. and his record is pretty damn impeccable. Van Dammage has quite a MA record himself, and a damn impressive one at that. Defeated the #2 martial artist in Belgium. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean-Claude_Van_Damme#Kickboxing.2FFull-Contact_Record:_15-1_.2815_Knockouts.29However I wouldn't be surprised if Seagal took out all of the guys on the entire list with afew simple limb snaps and dislocations. Only the one man Steven Seagal would never be able do defeat is without a doubt Sonny Chiba. He's one badass martial artist and can possibly dismantle the organs of every man he comes across. |
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Post by abortiondinner on Jun 20, 2008 14:33:08 GMT -5
Steven Seagal would kick the shit out of everyone on that list. There is no arguing against this fact. You might like the other martial artists more because they played certain roles, but Steven Seagal would slam their faces into cash registers while calling them bitches all at the same time. Shit, I don't even think they could beat him if they all teamed up.
He would mop the floor with Bruce Lee's dainty, moribund body.
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Post by supertom on Sept 20, 2008 11:43:14 GMT -5
Dolph. He's big and badass. One kick or one punch, and the little guys are out for the count. They might be faster and more nimble, but it takes more punches for Chan to knock out Dolph, than vice-versa.
Seagal, I get the feeling is all talk, and aikido is very defensive, all about using the oppositions momentum. It's also debatable as to it's effectiveness against other martial arts. Seagal might have brute strength, but so does Dolph, and he has fitness.
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Post by killulast on Jan 15, 2009 21:28:11 GMT -5
I dont think any of them ever had a real fight, and Van Damm is 0-1 in real fights vs his own bodyguard so I would go with Bruce Lee, he at least thought about street fighting and trained and developed JKD for that. He was the best pure athlete of any of them too. I think seagal is blowing smoke up everyones ass about his aikido abilities.
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