Post by Will Da Beeste on Jun 20, 2008 15:10:42 GMT -5
If South Compton Central Harlem Cemetary for Young Men of Promise gotz hit by da space junk, and all tha ded Rappaz came backs 2 life, who would keep the mic da loooongeztz?
My dollar be on a zombie Biggie Smalls. He has superior thickness vocals chords so could still carry a tune, and now that his competitors are rotting sacks of stinky bling pulp, his bloated looks aren't going to affect sales. He also had a good line in funeral attire, so would come back looking smooth (no tracksuit.)
Runner up would be AIDS ridden, rotten jerry-rat Easy-motherfucking-E. No one would want the mic after he had been on it.
My dollar be on a zombie Biggie Smalls. He has superior thickness vocals chords so could still carry a tune, and now that his competitors are rotting sacks of stinky bling pulp, his bloated looks aren't going to affect sales. He also had a good line in funeral attire, so would come back looking smooth (no tracksuit.)
Runner up would be AIDS ridden, rotten jerry-rat Easy-motherfucking-E. No one would want the mic after he had been on it.
