Films you hate

[Wildey]

This is always a good one to get people going. What films do you really, really hate? This is the latest turd to be added to my all time least favourite list



Absolutely pathetic!

Also hate; Red Dragon, Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003), Empire Records, What Dreams May Come, The Crow: City of Angels, probably loads more.

[Kimble]

I hate everything by M. Night Shyamalan. Can't stand that guy & his shitty movies.

[Dutch]

The Fast And The Furious movies, ive seen the begining of the first one and hated it and turned it off. They all look crap.

[Wildey]

Yeah, I tried to watch the first one when it premiered on ITV some four years back and couldn't even get past the first ad break.

[weylandyutani]

98% of films produced in the last decade.

[deathscythe]

All these Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, etc. comedies. Oh and pretty much everything Michael Bay.

[Kimble]

Requiem For a Dream
Pi

[deathscythe]

Jul 4, 2008 16:55:16 GMT -5 Kimble said:

Requiem For a Dream
Pi

WTF is Pi? I've seriously never heard of it.

[Dan Belcher]

Just a few off the top of my head...

I hate the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I read the first book and watched the second movie. I am not a fan of that genre anyway (the weird names and places you have to memorize, etc.), but I had to read the first book over the summer for school back when I was in high school. Then in college, my buddy was going to see the 2nd movie and asked me to go along with him. I was watching Stripes when he called too, pissed me right off that the movie was so dull and boring!! I could have been watching Stripes, man!!

Waterworld and The Postman. Kevin Costner can suck my left nut. The Postman is one of the most annoying movies I've ever seen. It just never fucking ends!

(My favorite part of Waterworld is when the little girl gets shoved into the water and her mom screams "SHE CAN'T SWIM!!"
Umm... she can't swim ... and she lives in Waterworld? )

[weylandyutani]

All these sports movies they are pumping out just kill me. I honestly can't stand them.

[Wildey]

I agree with Requiem which is pretentious pious crap lauded by twats and the Rings films aren't my thing at all either. Couldn't stomach them to be honest.

[Deleted]

Let's see, what movies do I hate...

-Bad Company
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
-The Fog (2005)
-Drumline
-The Fast and The Furious trilogy
-Dreamcatcher
-Final Destination 3
-Alien vs. Predator
-The Matrix sequels


I can't stand any of these horrible, horrible films, let alone their shitty cast, awful scripts, and just the irritating force that drives these colostomy bags all the way to the ending credits.

[Cindy]

Well, as of now, the two that piss me off the most are:

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

Aah, Jar Jar. The first ever fictional character I dreamed of brutally murdering. Biggest. Disappointment. Ever.

2. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

In the words of Shia LaDouche, the boy-man who is about to take over this franchise, "Nonono...noNONO! Nonono!" This thing nuked the fridge, big time.

George Lucas, I still luv ya, but please stop making movies.

Others:
Joel Schumacher movies (ESPECIALLY Batman and Robin, the only Arnold movie I am unable to watch all the way through)
Most Brett Ratner movies (just on principle--he is SUCH a douchebag, and he ruined X-Men)
Ron Howard movies (great guy...but really)
Any chick movie starring Meg Ryan
Anything overly long, pretentious and/or psuedo-philosophical

[weylandyutani]

AVP and AVP Requiem. They further tarnished the reputation of a good series.

[Voelkermord]

I hate the Bad Boys movies and Independence Day very much. Will Smith bothers me.

I hate the Transformers movie, partly due to Shia LeDouche's acting like he is on the verge of premature ejaculation all the time and his constant stammering. I swear that he would have probably had 75% less speaking time if they had eliminated all of the stuttering and tripping over words. I hate that ugly, perpetually glowing/shiny/sweaty asswipe. He is another nail in the coffin of Hollywood, right alongside Paul Walker and Frankie Muniz.

My sister rented a movie with Sam Elliot once called Off The Map. It was one of the most boring movies I have ever sat through. He plays a father with depression that just sits at the table and stares, sometimes crys, and does little else. All throughout I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. It always seemed like some narrative was about to happen that would make the movie worthwhile but just like the girls in a gay porno, it never showed up. One of the worst movies and wastes of an hour and a half I have ever been victim of. We were all disgusted. For shame, Sam Elliot! I still love you though and beef is still what's for dinner.

War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise. What a shitfest joke of a turd.

I liked Death Proof up until Mr. Kurt Russell kills Rose McGowan. As soon as the focus shifted to the stupid Girl-Power stuntwomen, I got mad. I mostly hated the eon-long stereotypical Tarantino diner scene with those stupid women eating like pigs and inflating their own egos. I saw it in the theater and was literally about to rip the armrests off the seat and storm out. Gross eaters really, really get under my skin. I also hated the exceptionally stupid token black girl. I did think Planet Terror was brilliant and that the interim previews were fucking hilarious, and I am stoked that they are actually going to make Machete with the one and only Danny Trejo.

XxX and it's afterbirth are also failed abortions.