Post by weylandyutani on Jul 11, 2008 12:09:40 GMT -5
I hate the Bad Boys movies and Independence Day very much. Will Smith bothers me.
I hate the Transformers movie, partly due to Shia LeDouche's acting like he is on the verge of premature ejaculation all the time and his constant stammering. I swear that he would have probably had 75% less speaking time if they had eliminated all of the stuttering and tripping over words. I hate that ugly, perpetually glowing/shiny/sweaty asswipe. He is another nail in the coffin of Hollywood, right alongside Paul Walker and Frankie Muniz.
My sister rented a movie with Sam Elliot once called Off The Map. It was one of the most boring movies I have ever sat through. He plays a father with depression that just sits at the table and stares, sometimes crys, and does little else. All throughout I was waiting for the other shoe to drop, so to speak. It always seemed like some narrative was about to happen that would make the movie worthwhile but just like the girls in a gay porno, it never showed up. One of the worst movies and wastes of an hour and a half I have ever been victim of. We were all disgusted. For shame, Sam Elliot! I still love you though and beef is still what's for dinner.
War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise. What a shitfest joke of a turd.
I liked Death Proof up until Mr. Kurt Russell kills Rose McGowan. As soon as the focus shifted to the stupid Girl-Power stuntwomen, I got mad. I mostly hated the eon-long stereotypical Tarantino diner scene with those stupid women eating like pigs and inflating their own egos. I saw it in the theater and was literally about to rip the armrests off the seat and storm out. Gross eaters really, really get under my skin. I also hated the exceptionally stupid token black girl. I did think Planet Terror was brilliant and that the interim previews were fucking hilarious, and I am stoked that they are actually going to make Machete with the one and only Danny Trejo.
XxX and it's afterbirth are also failed abortions.
I couldn't agree more. I can't stand Shia LeGay. He taints every film he comes in contact with. In fact the number one reason I've avoided the new Indiana Jones movie is due to that little parasite.