Post by Deleted on Aug 12, 2008 9:39:00 GMT -5
The best $15 I ever spent in my entire life.
In 1991, American pro football player Brian Bosworth took a shot at "acting" in this unintentionally hilarious and incredibly action-packed tough guy hour & a half of mullets, abs, bikes, guns, and explosions.
The Boz plays tough cop Joe Huff, currently on probation, who is blackmailed by the FBI into going undercover as a biker to infiltrate a drug-running motorcycle gang. Boz agrees and becomes fresh-from-jail muscle John Stone, which is quite possibly the toughest name in a 90s action film ever.
It also stars William Forsythe, Lance Henriksen, the bad guy from Rocky V, the orderly from Hard To Kill, the biker from Terminator 2, and the most naked women in a 90s movie ever.
The climax of this film involves Stone blowing away evil bikers through windows with an enormous shotgun and Henriksen wasting countless members of the jury with an MP5 and a priest outfit. It's an action jackpot with the most laughable opening 10 minutes.
If you don't already own this treasure, put on your shoes and go to the mall right now--it's a must own. Co-starring Brian Bosworth's ego.
In 1991, American pro football player Brian Bosworth took a shot at "acting" in this unintentionally hilarious and incredibly action-packed tough guy hour & a half of mullets, abs, bikes, guns, and explosions.
The Boz plays tough cop Joe Huff, currently on probation, who is blackmailed by the FBI into going undercover as a biker to infiltrate a drug-running motorcycle gang. Boz agrees and becomes fresh-from-jail muscle John Stone, which is quite possibly the toughest name in a 90s action film ever.
It also stars William Forsythe, Lance Henriksen, the bad guy from Rocky V, the orderly from Hard To Kill, the biker from Terminator 2, and the most naked women in a 90s movie ever.
The climax of this film involves Stone blowing away evil bikers through windows with an enormous shotgun and Henriksen wasting countless members of the jury with an MP5 and a priest outfit. It's an action jackpot with the most laughable opening 10 minutes.
If you don't already own this treasure, put on your shoes and go to the mall right now--it's a must own. Co-starring Brian Bosworth's ego.
