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Post by SteamingPipe on Dec 1, 2008 16:20:30 GMT -5
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Post by Kimble on Dec 1, 2008 17:28:43 GMT -5
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Post by bodieci5 on Dec 1, 2008 17:33:06 GMT -5
Cobretti. He'd rip off Bennett's moustache instead of his vest, then force him to eat it before pushing him in the furnace to join the already BB'Q'd Night Slasher.  |
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Post by abortiondinner on Dec 3, 2008 17:09:07 GMT -5
This poll is fucking insane.
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Post by SteamingPipe on Dec 3, 2008 20:19:22 GMT -5
I think Cobretti would have a tough time executing his signature shirt rip given that Bennett's shirt is chainmail.
That would make Bennett laugh, and he would kill Cobretti in the blink on an eye.
Wot dat be nice?
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Post by Voelkermord on Dec 10, 2008 0:13:25 GMT -5
Cobretti would win because he has an attitude problem, even though it is just a little one. Then he would cut Bennett in half with a pair of scissors, after he cut his slice of pizza. Catch it on the six o'clock news.  |
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Post by gs80 on Jan 8, 2009 7:06:00 GMT -5
Only Matrix can kill Bennett. He was trained by Matrix but he enjoyed the killings too much. Matrix finally killed him but it was pretty difficult for him to do so. So Cobretti can't defeat Bennett (and his unique hand waving-during knifefight-technique).
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Post by killulast on Jan 15, 2009 21:20:07 GMT -5
Cobretti. Because Matrix is the love of Bennetts life and Cobretti would get inside Bennetts head with that for an edge. Besides an ivory handled .45 beats an uzi pistol every time. Also Bennett is a knife fighter and Cobra throws knives into you.
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Post by magicmikassa on Feb 8, 2009 18:04:51 GMT -5
Sure, Bennett would be "the villain" in this situation (otherwise known as having NO CHANCE) and he has a poor track record (Ahnuld kicked his ass), but I'm going to give Bennett the win here because he's just so awesome.
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Post by commandorulez on Feb 14, 2009 19:34:20 GMT -5
Cobra would hand Bennett his ass for a few reasons:
1. Bennett would be too busy trying to figure out how to have gay sex with Cobra to try and kill him.
2. Cobra shoots the audience in the beginning of the movie for godsakes.
3. Bennett doesn't speak much and Cobra is a sucker for good conversation.
"This is where the law stops and I start!" Cobra.
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