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Post by Kimble on Jun 26, 2008 21:38:32 GMT -5
I think he could pull off the weight loss. He looked like he lost a bit for Pistol Whipped. Even if he got down to around what he weighed in Under Siege 2, it'd be cool.
Then again, even if he's really large I'd love to see a bloated Casey Fucking Ryback snapping limbs & throwing creeps into cabinets.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2008 7:29:19 GMT -5
I caught Out for Justice last night at 1 AM on cable and it had deleted scenes in it! They all had Richie being a fuckin' whacko and terrorizing.The first one was after he blew the woman's brains out. He and butchie burst into a clothing store, flashing his piece. He goes into the back, grabs a shirt, then goes to the front door and shoots the ground before he leaves. The second was of Vicki and Laurie talking about the guys at Vicki's house. Richie then enters the house and Vicki takes Laurie and her kids into the bathroom and locks the door. Richie flips some tables and it becomes a horror movie. Then these Latino gangsters enter the house to beat him up, but he pushes 'em back with his revolver. He and the gang leave. EDIT: Milo inspired me to make this
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Post by milo on Jun 27, 2008 15:29:22 GMT -5
Nice work,Mustache.It would be awesome to see Gino back in action,wearing his baret and blowing creeps away.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2008 14:06:16 GMT -5
I loved watching his old movies but I'm getting sick and tired of Segal potraying himself as someone who comes out without even a scratch in his recent films, I mean come on even Bruce FREAKIN Lee had some scratches in his movies. Seagal has gotten shot and injured in his films quite a bit, actually. Let me go over the listAbove the Law: Beaten, poisoned. Hard to Kill: Shot 3 times with a 12-gauge shotgun Marked for Death: Thrown into shelves of beer Out for Justice: Shot in the gut Under Siege: Attacked by a sharp anchor, slice above eyebrow Under Siege 2: Shot in shoulder Executive Decision: Died, but I disagree Glimmer Man: Punched in the nose Urban Justice: Shot in the shoulder
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Post by Elemental Hero on Jul 5, 2008 18:50:25 GMT -5
I loved watching his old movies but I'm getting sick and tired of Segal potraying himself as someone who comes out without even a scratch in his recent films, I mean come on even Bruce FREAKIN Lee had some scratches in his movies. Seagal has gotten shot and injured in his films quite a bit, actually. Let me go over the listAbove the Law: Beaten, poisoned. Hard to Kill: Shot 3 times with a 12-gauge shotgun Marked for Death: Thrown into shelves of beer Out for Justice: Shot in the gut Under Siege: Attacked by a sharp anchor, slice above eyebrow Under Siege 2: Shot in shoulder Executive Decision: Died, but I disagree Glimmer Man: Punched in the nose Urban Justice: Shot in the shoulder I was talking about his most recent (Straight to Video) films, and I feel he seems to make the main antagonists in his recent films to be of no match for him as if he wants fans to think he's unstoppable or something.
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Post by Wildey on Jul 20, 2008 9:41:04 GMT -5
Here is the official cover for Seagal's new film, Kill Switch. I love the fact that this used to be called A Higher Form of Learning. Should have known that wouldn't last!
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Post by MacReady on Jul 20, 2008 13:33:57 GMT -5
For those who watched this guy present "The Friday Night Project" check this out. ;D
Alan Carr says Steven Seagal was 'the worst guest we've ever had' on the Friday Night Project according to his blog in Heat magazine this month. The bespectacled funny man said Seagal was invited on the show becuase Justin Collins 'absolutely loved him and his funny ponytail'.
However Carr was stunned when he got into work on the morning of the taping to find that Seagal and his crew had camped out at Channel 4's headquarters since 2am, the reason? 'Seagal was worried about terrorist threats, he came with his people to map out the studio and check for bombs and bugs becuase of 7/7'. If that wasn't enough Seagal took over Collins and Carr's personal trailer rooms and stuck up a golden star with Seagal's name on it.
'I tell you it was ludicrous' says the funny man, when he introduced himself he said 'You have to address me by my real Buddhist name which he began to say and i didnt understand what on earth he was talking about, me and justin looked at each other and then Seagal let out this broad smile and laughed, i tried to play along but he gave me this look that made me shat my pants'.
Seagal's further bizzare behaviour stretched into wanting to perform a live version of 'Wild Thing' except that channel 4 couldnt accomodate all his musical instruments. Later when discussing the questions and answers, Collins thought it would be funny to show scenes of Seagal's newer lower budgeted films that often had his voice dubbed by other actors. Seagal was opposed to the idea and threatened to walk if any such video was shown.
When Carr came to consult with Seagal 15 minutes before the show he was rudely 'asked to leave by this man that made mike tyson look like elmer fudd' who told him that Seagal was 'praying and was to be left alone'. Collins and Carr were 'shitting it' when 5 minutes before they went on the air, Seagal could still not be found.
One of the sketches in the programme involved levitating an object with the aid of magnets to fool an audience member, Seagal proclaimed to carr during the filming that 'I can do this for real, i can send you into a hypnotic trance that would transport you back to ancient china', when Carr suggested they should do the magnet trick Seagal apparently laughed and said 'you kids have no faith anymore'.
Seagal's visit of insanity continued when during a mini skit Seagal was to 'playfully fight' a couple of channel 4 studio crew who pretended to rob him off his money coat, instead the crew member said 'he almost ripped my wrist off, i had to go to the doctors afterward to see if i had fractured it'
At the end of the shooting, Seagal personally went round to everyone giving them a copy of his new music cd and according to Carr 'was on Jamelia's back about singing on his next record'. Carr jokes that 'bless her heart she looked like she was going to cry, dont be surprised if she is on his next single'
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Post by Wildey on Jul 20, 2008 15:44:35 GMT -5
All of which seem perfectly reasonable given that he is Seagal and they are unfunny tossers.
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Post by octanejunkie on Jul 22, 2008 15:18:07 GMT -5
Got this book at the weekend. I'm about two thirds of the way through it and its awsome! Vern loves Seagal, but also realises how daft many of his movies are. It is full of love for the Seagal, yet takes the piss in just the right way. Been making me laugh out loud (as stated on the cover!) An absolute must for any Seagal fan!
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Post by Dan Belcher on Jul 23, 2008 19:20:13 GMT -5
Got this book at the weekend. I'm about two thirds of the way through it and its awsome! Vern loves Seagal, but also realises how daft many of his movies are. It is full of love for the Seagal, yet takes the piss in just the right way. Been making me laugh out loud (as stated on the cover!) An absolute must for any Seagal fan! Thanks for the recommendation. Just ordered it.
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Post by milo on Jul 24, 2008 7:44:03 GMT -5
For those who watched this guy present "The Friday Night Project" check this out. ;D Alan Carr says Steven Seagal was 'the worst guest we've ever had' on the Friday Night Project according to his blog in Heat magazine this month. The bespectacled funny man said Seagal was invited on the show becuase Justin Collins 'absolutely loved him and his funny ponytail'.
However Carr was stunned when he got into work on the morning of the taping to find that Seagal and his crew had camped out at Channel 4's headquarters since 2am, the reason? 'Seagal was worried about terrorist threats, he came with his people to map out the studio and check for bombs and bugs becuase of 7/7'. If that wasn't enough Seagal took over Collins and Carr's personal trailer rooms and stuck up a golden star with Seagal's name on it.
'I tell you it was ludicrous' says the funny man, when he introduced himself he said 'You have to address me by my real Buddhist name which he began to say and i didnt understand what on earth he was talking about, me and justin looked at each other and then Seagal let out this broad smile and laughed, i tried to play along but he gave me this look that made me shat my pants'.
Seagal's further bizzare behaviour stretched into wanting to perform a live version of 'Wild Thing' except that channel 4 couldnt accomodate all his musical instruments. Later when discussing the questions and answers, Collins thought it would be funny to show scenes of Seagal's newer lower budgeted films that often had his voice dubbed by other actors. Seagal was opposed to the idea and threatened to walk if any such video was shown.
When Carr came to consult with Seagal 15 minutes before the show he was rudely 'asked to leave by this man that made mike tyson look like elmer fudd' who told him that Seagal was 'praying and was to be left alone'. Collins and Carr were 'shitting it' when 5 minutes before they went on the air, Seagal could still not be found.
One of the sketches in the programme involved levitating an object with the aid of magnets to fool an audience member, Seagal proclaimed to carr during the filming that 'I can do this for real, i can send you into a hypnotic trance that would transport you back to ancient china', when Carr suggested they should do the magnet trick Seagal apparently laughed and said 'you kids have no faith anymore'.
Seagal's visit of insanity continued when during a mini skit Seagal was to 'playfully fight' a couple of channel 4 studio crew who pretended to rob him off his money coat, instead the crew member said 'he almost ripped my wrist off, i had to go to the doctors afterward to see if i had fractured it'
At the end of the shooting, Seagal personally went round to everyone giving them a copy of his new music cd and according to Carr 'was on Jamelia's back about singing on his next record'. Carr jokes that 'bless her heart she looked like she was going to cry, dont be surprised if she is on his next single' Lord Steven is quite the unique person. I guess this is the money coat skit:
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Post by MacReady on Aug 7, 2008 7:06:37 GMT -5
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Post by MacReady on Aug 16, 2008 10:49:22 GMT -5
I`ve kept hearing that Kill Switch was a dud and Vern`s review`s confirm`s it. www.aintitcool.com/node/37901He repeatedly calls people "baby", "brotha" or "potna," and enjoys the phrases "right quick," "sho nuff" and especially "Lahd have mercy."
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Post by Wildey on Aug 20, 2008 10:39:08 GMT -5
Someone has put Attack Force up on You Tube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHZfyPsXVcsIt's still up after nearly six months which shows how much the bigwigs care about protecting this baby. I'm going to watch it and hope that it's hilariously bad, rather than a borefest like, well, most of his last 15 movies. I hear the script does include this gem: ''There's just 2 things you need to know about Marshall Lawson: 1: He's a bad motherfucker. 2: He's a bad motherfucker...''
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Post by Wildey on Aug 21, 2008 3:52:49 GMT -5
Well, I watched Attack Force and I don't think I agree with the consensus that it's Seagal's worst, I enjoyed it more than Out For a Kill, Submerged and Black Dawn for example, but it's not really worth watching. It's kind of fun for the first twenty minutes, and the dubbing is genuinely hilarious in this one, but other that it's just the standard modern DTV crap.
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