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Post by MacReady on Aug 21, 2008 4:25:02 GMT -5
I nearly threw up after Seagal made out with the girl that was half his age. I`m trying to watch it now. I don`t think I`ll even bother with his new masterpiece Kill Switch either, he seem`s to have gone back to his shitty old ways after Urban Justice and Pistol Whipped.
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Post by Wildey on Aug 21, 2008 4:36:24 GMT -5
Not only half his age, but about a seventh of his weight too!
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Post by MacReady on Aug 21, 2008 5:06:43 GMT -5
I`m just glad I never payed to watch Attack Force, it ranks alongside Out For A Kill and Submerged (which was directed by the same guy who did Hellraiser III no less) as one of his most painfully bad films. The part when he started fighting that model in slow motion at the end was funnier than most comedies of the last 5 years. Let`s not forget the amazing dubbing too! uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3YXl5uh2CLs&feature=related
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Post by Wildey on Aug 21, 2008 16:52:57 GMT -5
I just saw Today You Die on FiveUS. Not a classic or anything, but I thought it was pretty good for a Seagal DTV. It feels like it costs three or four times as much as something like Black Dawn even though it didn't. To be honest, I've heard this film uses a lot of recycled footage, but I haven't seen the films it steals from, so I didn't give a shit. The director is Don E. FauntLeRoy who also directed Urban Justice and Pistol Whipped, one of the few directors in the DTV industry who seems to care about the finished product. I hereby declare Mr. FauntLeRoy should direct all Seagal and Van Damme films for as long as they are stuck in DTV.
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Post by milo on Aug 21, 2008 19:17:37 GMT -5
I just saw Today You Die on FiveUS. Not a classic or anything, but I thought it was pretty good for a Seagal DTV. It feels like it costs three or four times as much as something like Black Dawn even though it didn't. To be honest, I've heard this film uses a lot of recycled footage, but I haven't seen the films it steals from, so I didn't give a shit. The director is Don E. FauntLeRoy who also directed Urban Justice and Pistol Whipped, one of the few directors in the DTV industry who seems to care about the finished product. I hereby declare Mr. FauntLeRoy should direct all Seagal and Van Damme films for as long as they are stuck in DTV. And it has the classic line ''walks like a black man and breaths like a killer''. I was almost in tears when I heard that I'm pretty sure, that Seagal made that up ;D
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2008 20:13:20 GMT -5
To be honest I quite enjoyed Today You Die as well. It has quite a bit of shooting and Aikido, as well as nice explosions and the owner of Double Douce. One guilty pleasure of mine from the movie is when Seagal blows up the guy's car with him in it and Treach has a little line with him:
Treach: Have you ever thought of taking anger management? Seagal: Yeah, but this worked better.
At least it's better than half the other DTV crap like Foreigner and Submerged. I might even consider purchasing it--hell, I've bought worse!
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Post by Wildey on Aug 22, 2008 3:09:15 GMT -5
I forgot to mention that Seagal was the only prisoner wearing a denim jacket He wears it the whole time he's inside
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Post by milo on Aug 26, 2008 16:18:59 GMT -5
I forgot to mention that Seagal was the only prisoner wearing a denim jacket He wears it the whole time he's inside It's Steven's world and we're just living in it
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Post by MacReady on Sept 23, 2008 12:05:36 GMT -5
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Post by Kimble on Sept 23, 2008 12:19:08 GMT -5
Him bitching about the lighting is hilarious. And he knows that if he were deployed in Iraq he'd end the war. There would be many corpses lying across cabinets with their arms snapped. He's just being modest in that interview.
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Post by abortiondinner on Sept 23, 2008 12:55:58 GMT -5
I was hoping his response to the presidential question was his announcement to run for president. I'm still voting for him.
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Post by MacReady on Sept 24, 2008 11:26:37 GMT -5
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Post by milo on Oct 13, 2008 17:21:15 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2008 17:25:26 GMT -5
I just caught taht trailer on a JCVD forum and was just about to post it. That trailer kicks major ass!
Sure, it's not a well-edited trailer, but the action looks damn incredible! Especially that parking garage shootout with the huge shotgun.
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Post by Wildey on Oct 14, 2008 3:52:44 GMT -5
That does look pretty good. Actually, whilst it's a cheap trailer, it looks fucking great!
Has anyone seen Kill Switch yet? Word is it's of typical Seagal DTV-quality, which would be a shame given that he had finally made a couple of decent films again. But if he only lost his form again for one film, which this trailer seems to suggest, than that's not too bad.
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